PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon